Michigan Jim Harbaugh Has Hilarious Response To Media Hypotheticals Published October 26, 2015 Jim Harbaugh, asked about hypotheticals, dropped this vintage Harbaugh quote during Monday’s media session. Harbaugh says he's not into "ifs" or "thats" … "If worms had machine guns, birds would be scared of them." — Nick Baumgardner (@nickbaumgardner) October 26, 2015 In this article: Recent Posts Michigan Misses Out On Top DB Target To ACC School, Here’s Who They Could Be Courting Next Former Michigan DB Announces Transfer Destination Looks Like Michigan Could Miss Out On A Top Local OL Transfer To A SEC School Former Michigan RB Announces Transfer To Another Local School Former Five-Star OSU QB Announces Transfer To SEC School