Michigan Jim Harbaugh Has Hilarious Response To Media Hypotheticals Published October 26, 2015 Jim Harbaugh, asked about hypotheticals, dropped this vintage Harbaugh quote during Monday’s media session. Harbaugh says he's not into "ifs" or "thats" … "If worms had machine guns, birds would be scared of them." — Nick Baumgardner (@nickbaumgardner) October 26, 2015 In this article: Recent Posts A Five-Star Recruit Is Obviously Thinking Very Highly Of Michigan Ahead Of Signing Day One-Time Michigan QB Pledge Carter Smith Announces Commitment To B1G School Michigan Predicted To Flip Another Elite Recruit From LSU Top Michigan LB Target Makes Notable Change Of Plans Ahead Of Decision Michigan Pushing To Flip Five-Star Ohio State Recruit