Jeremy Shockey wants to die making love

Jeremy Shockey is current a free agent tight end and it seems as though he is using his free time to mess around with people on social media.  He posted a photo that is supposed to be an optical illusion (it’s actually just a lamp), along with the statement:

“Sex is the best high. It’s better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.”

Someone needs to do Shockey a favor and sign him before he loses his mind.

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