Michigan Jim Harbaugh Has Hilarious Response To Media Hypotheticals Published October 26, 2015 Jim Harbaugh, asked about hypotheticals, dropped this vintage Harbaugh quote during Monday’s media session. Harbaugh says he's not into "ifs" or "thats" … "If worms had machine guns, birds would be scared of them." — Nick Baumgardner (@nickbaumgardner) October 26, 2015 In this article: Recent Posts No. 1 Player In Ohio Snubs Buckeyes On Major Announcement Michigan The Favorite To Land Top Offensive Lineman From Hawaii Is An SEC Team The Favorite To Land No. 1 Recruit Jackson Cantwell? Another B1G School, Not Michigan, Now Favorites To Land Top QB Recruit? OSU Loses Out To Clemson For Top In-State Recruit A Day After Winning Another