Michigan Jim Harbaugh Has Hilarious Response To Media Hypotheticals Published October 26, 2015 Jim Harbaugh, asked about hypotheticals, dropped this vintage Harbaugh quote during Monday’s media session. Harbaugh says he's not into "ifs" or "thats" … "If worms had machine guns, birds would be scared of them." — Nick Baumgardner (@nickbaumgardner) October 26, 2015 In this article: Recent Posts Another OSU Staffer Is Set To Head Elsewhere Next Season Former Michigan Assistant Is Headed To B1G Program To Be Offensive Coordinator Does Ryan Day, Ohio State Have Next Offensive Coordinator Lined Up? One-Time Top Ohio State Pledge Trending Towards B1G Program Ahead Of Signing Day Michigan Has Major In-Roads With No. 2 Recruit In Country With Biff Poggi’s Hiring